Today I'm in a much better mood, especially compared to yesterday's dismal story. I actually feel kind of bad for ranting on our poor media the way i did. Hence, what better way to pick up the spirit other than through some nice politically incorrect jokes. I don't pretend to be the person who came up with these jokes, I've just heard them around (if anyone feels he has the copyright to these jokes, let me know!). Some are from Bahrain, some are from England. So sit back and enjoy!
P.S. If anyone feels extremely offended, please let me know, and if a lot of people seem to feel the same way, I'll remove them. Remember though, they're just jokes!
Mr. Ahmed, a Saudi, was travelling to Bahrain on the King Fahad Causeway. At the customs point, he was given an entry clearance form to fill. It had the following entries: Name, Age, Nationality, and Sex. Mr Ahmed filled out the form, and gave it to the customs official, Mr. Isa. Mr. Isa looked at the form, and saw that under the heading "sex", Mr Ahmed had written "four times a day."
Mr Isa: "Sir, you are not supposed to write here how many times a day, but you're supposed to write female or male."
Mr Ahmed: "It doesn't bother me, I'd take any of them."
Mr Ahmed, our Saudi friend, has gained a lot of weight recently (he's been eating too many Mandi's and guzzling too many Buds.) Hence, he decided to join a health club. He asked the receptionist what special programmes they have. She replied back that they have two specials: the 50 BD program and the 100 BD program. Mr. Ahmed decided to take the 50 BD programme.
He was led to the special room. When he opened the door, all he saw inside was an amazingly good looking woman, who was naked and carrying the sign: " If you catch me you can do me."
After such an energetic (and he had to admit, very enjoyable work out), Mr. Ahmed thought that the 100 BD program must be an amazing deal, so he decided to try it.
He was led to the special room. When he opened the door, all he saw inside was a massive, hairy, black man, who was naked and carrying the sign: "If I catch you I'll do you."
Mr. Ahmed, now a dual national of Saudi Arabia and Bahrain (he took advantage of recent law changes), woke up one morning and went to his garden. To his surprise he found there an amazingly tall Palm tree that reached into the heavens above. So Mr. Ahmed tied his Wzar properly, and decided to climb the tree.
After climbing for a while, he reached this extremely ugly and fat woman. She said to him, "Do me or climb the ladder to success."
Mr. Ahmed, deciding on the obvious choice, continued to climb on. After a while, he reached an average looking women who told him, " Do me or climb the ladder to success."
Mr. Ahmed, deciding on the obvious choice, continued to climb on. After a while, he reached this really hot woman who told him, "Do me or climb the ladder to success."
Mr. Ahmed, deciding on the obvious choice, continued to climb on. After a while, he reached this huge, hairy, ugly guy. Mr Ahmed shouted, "and who the hell are you?!!!". The man replied, "I'm cess."
Osama Bin Laden went on the TV show Ready Steady Cook. He made a big apple crumble.
If anyone else has any other jokes, I do beg you to share!