Pretty soon I'm going to need a break, so where to go? Europe doesn't want me anywhere near it, thinking I'm either there to blow stuff up or to use their genour social security system. America does not like towelheads nowadays, so I'm basically stuck on this godforsaken island, where the only place I can go to is another even smaller island (homes sweet home). Hence, there is obviously one destination: the Ukraine.
In case you haven't heard, this is the new hotspot for tourists. Highlights include:
- A day trip to Chernobyl , the site of the nuclear disaster that was 100 times as strong as Hiroshima. Activities include a tour of ghost towns that have been deserted.